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I Aim To Misbehave

Created on 2006-04-01 19:29:54 (#9937489), last updated 2007-02-06

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Name:	Sam Salvatici
Birthdate:	04-01
Website:	http://www.livejournal.com/~erraticdestiny

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premade_ljs made my layout. It is totally bitchin'. You know you want to be my minion. When I can be bothered, there will be some song that's terribly relevant and will show you the DEPTHS OF MY SOUL.

I might make it Hooray for Boobies. Just 'cause.

EDIT// OR I MAY MAKE IT THIS. HAHAHA.

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do...
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too...
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please,"
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
And then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard...
Hard...
Tenacious D
Fuck her Gently

The kind of intelligence a genius has is a different sort of intelligence. The thinking of a genius does not proceed logically. It leaps with great ellipses. It pulls knowledge from God knows where.
~Dorothy Thomson

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